CHRIS (THE UNCLE SONG)
UNRELEASED

chris, you're an uncle / soon you're gonna be an old man / chris, you're an uncle / soon you will be geriatric / i always wondered what took you so long in the bathroom / but now i know your bowels are / not quite what they used to be / ow! / [solo] / ooh! / chris, you're an uncle / that sorta rhymes with monk and monks are old / chris, you're an uncle / you know i call you old fogey behind your back, you motherfucker / i always wondered what took you so long in the bathroom / but now i now your bowels are / not quite what they used to be / oh yeah / chris, you're old