HE SAID/SHE SAID
UNRELEASED

there's a feeling in my stomach / like a million butterflies / and there's no way to shake it / no matter how i try / if i was a smoker, i'd go smoke / though i'd rather not die / pull up a chair and listen / perhaps you'll find out why / it's a story i've got for you / it begins with he said, she said / and it ends in that way, too / i would hate to see you misled / i'll pre-emptively discuss the conflicts / the heroes and the climax / but no matter how you slice it / the author is a jackass / and as this all goes on / the bystanders may stare / they'll rub their chins and shake their heads and wonder how it got there / it could be said to pilot is more advanced than a paid fare / but three-thirds of society / would shrug it off without care / it's a story i've got for you / it begins with he said, she said / and it ends in that way, too / i would hate to see you misled / i'll pre-emptively discuss the conflicts / the heroes and the climax / but no matter how you slice it / the author is a jackass / yeah, no matter how you slice it / joe burke is still a jackass / that's what i'm sayin'